The High Heel Equation

You’d think scientists at the University of Surrey would have better things to do, but apparently coming up with an equation for how high heels can go was high on somebody’s list. So what did they come up with?

h = Q.(12+3s/8)

No kidding. It’s real. And what’s more, buried in there somewhere is a variable for how much alcohol a woman has consumed. Other factors including the price of the shoe and the experience of the wearer.

Naughty shoes!

One 6 inch stiletto sandal outsells all others. This is it.

Nice work guys. Now how about you get to work on that ozone layer?