The “f*** you” pump lets you pull a middle finger with your feet

We’ve heard of “f*ck me pumps” (also known as FMPs), but Massimo Dogana’s F**ck You pumps turn the concept on its head and sideways in a very unambiguous way.

The shoes were a classic 2011 creation, being passive aggressive before that was even a thing. Although there’s not really too much that’s passive about these pumps.

While FMPs are inviting and alluring, these high heels seemed to tell the viewer to keep their distance! We’re not sure about the aesthetics of the shoes that raise the middle finger, but they would  certainly get you noticed back in the day.

Sadly the shoes have long since disappeared from sale, meaning disgruntled folks will just have to find another say to convey the message that these fabulous platforms once so clearly and ferociously stated.